Fade in on our stars, Alexis to the left, Lisa to the right, a broad smile sits worryingly along her lips. Between them sits a table, which the two lean across to make their points heard. Lisa Seldon: "So, I'm at this show the other day." Alexis Sykes: "Yeah..?" Alexis quirks an eyebrow while Lisa carries on. Lisa Seldon: "Yeah... starring this guy and his whole family." She begins to get somewhat animated, building herself as she squirms in her seat. Lisa Seldon: "It starts off with this guy and his wife, on stage, slow dancing, while some Mozart plays quietly in the background. This goes on for about about a minute. Suddenly then, he stops, knees his wife in the cunt and pushes her to her knees. He then rips off her top, grabs hold of her tits - big tits by the way, you'd have loved it - and starts fucking her in the mouth." At this point Alexis slides back into her seat, crossing her legs and linking her fingers in her lap. From anyone else you'd possibly expect some kind of negative reaction. Still, Lisa goes on. "Next then the daughter comes out - sweetest little eleven year old girl you'll ever see. Anyway, she runs out - butt naked - gets down on all fours and starts getting herself off watching the dad face fuck the mother. "From there then it continues to build as the oldest son - early twenties I'd guess - comes out riding a donkey. He rides it up to his sister, leaps off and gets down over her. Well, she then starts pissing all over his face - and I mean really going for it, like a geyser, just pissing all over him. So he gets down, balls his hand into a fist, rams it up her cunt and starts fist fucking her right there on the floor. At this point then we've got piss and blood flying everywhere -" She gets cut off. Alexis Sykes: "Wait, blood? You never said anything about blood. Where did that come from? Unshaken, Lisa rolls her hands, bouncing back and forth in her chair as Alexis presses in for an answer. Lisa Seldon: "Well the son he's a big guy - just back from the army apparently - with these thick arms. I mean the guy is built like Popeye or something. And the daughter? Well, she's only a young girl, so obviously if he's violently fist-fucking her like he was, then there's going to be some blood involved." Alexis, seemingly satisfied with the answer, leans back and lets Lisa carry on. Lisa Seldon: "So anyway, there's all this piss and blood flying about when the donkey decides to get in on the act. It steps right up behind the son, mounts him and starts fucking him in the ass. Now, the father, seeing this, leaves the mother behind and turns to the horse -" Cut again. Alexis Sykes: "Donkey." Lisa Seldon: "Whichever." She quickly clears her throat and moves on. Lisa Seldon: "Anyway, he steps up to the Donkey and lets loose, smashing it right in the face and sending this thing staggering. This then leave the son clear as the father then steps in, over his son, mounts him himself and starts fucking his own son in the ass. "Well, at this point we really weren't sure how the show could get any bigger. And that's when the youngest son - couldn't be anymore than six years old I'd guess - comes on from the left, right up to his dad, bends down, spreads his dads ass cheeks and starts licking out his ass. "The father then, grunts and just explodes, spaying all this shit all over his sons face and in his mouth." Alexis Sykes: "Spraying?" Lisa Seldon: "Yeah, it was all liquid, kinda like a diarrhoea shit or something. I actually read the program, apparently the guy goes through a lot of liquids and things to get a real good runny shit going, as well as things that wont digest properly like corn and shit. A real professional by the sound of things. "Anyway, the youngest son then runs around, squats over his sister and just pukes all this shit and other junk all over his sisters face and tits and... and the sister then grabs him and pulls him down. So he's sitting on her face, she's covered in she, he's covered in shit, sitting in shit and she then starts sucking off her own little brother. "So you've got all four of them in a pile; the dad is fucking the son, the son is fisting the daughter, the daughter is sucking off the little brother - suddenly then the oldest son gets up, spins about and starts jerking off the dad into his own face while shit docking his sister." Alexis then raises a hand for attention. Alexis Sykes: "Excuse me, shit docking?" Lisa Seldon: "You know, when a guy shits into a girls pussy?" Alexis Sykes: "Oh yeah." Alexis then slinks back into her seat, leaving Lisa to finish her story. Lisa Seldon: "So... all this is going on, the family are covered in blood, shit, piss and semen at this point. Meanwhile the mother then drags Grandma onto the stage, squats over her and gives herself an abortion with a wire hanger. The show then ends with everyone having a big circle jerk 'round Grandma while the mother gives birth to the aborted fetus right on top of her. "Here's the kicker, grandmas been dead for six months." Lisa silences, and a good long moment passes before Alexis finally passes a breath. Alexis Sykes: "Wow. That's some fucking show. What do they call it?" Lisa Seldon: "They call it The Charms." Alexis Sykes: "... I think I'd like to see that." The scene then fades.